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You May Not Kiss the Bride

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The film tells a story about Bryan Lighthouse - a pet photographer. He's forced to marry Masha Nikitin - a Croatian bride because he cannot pay his debt. And Masha Nikitin will get a green card after becoming Bryan's wife. Bryan cannot touch her as her requirement. Then romance begins soon...
99 min
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Los Angeles Times
The plotting just ends up feeling like a lot of business, ideas meant to keep the characters busy and in motion rather than actually reflecting anything like human behavior.
September 20, 2012
A noisy, unlikable distraction that seems more invested in photographing lush Hawaiian locations than solidifying a sense of humor that might coexist peacefully with the violence.
September 20, 2012
The low-brow script leads the characters through one far-fetched scenario after another with few laughs along the way. But at least the scenery is nice.
September 21, 2012
Film Journal International
This irredeemably silly tropical screwball comedy, made in 2009, is only now getting a release-and that's no surprise.
September 06, 2012
The charisma and comic timing of the film's female leads make up for some of the screenwriting rough patches but not enough to justify a trip to the theater.
September 20, 2012
A movie that never figures out a way to stitch together all of its incongruous elements.
November 01, 2012
Washington Post
Its lunacy is well staged and fast-paced. Too bad the movie's premise is so lame that the nimbler moments can't redeem it.
September 21, 2012
Seattle Times
Surely, some Hollywood studio in the 1950s made a prototype of the sprightly if erratic comedy "You May Not Kiss the Bride."
September 20, 2012
Arizona Republic
It's refreshing for critics when movies like "You May Not Kiss the Bride" come along. We don't get to use words like "insipid" nearly enough.
September 20, 2012