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Witless Protection

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During a routine patrol in his small town, Deputy Larry Stalder intervenes when he sees a woman held against her will by four men in black. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents, and turn out again to be villians...

Genre:

Comedy, Crime

Actors:

Larry the Cable Guy, Richard Bull, J. David Moeller, Will Clinger, Omar Dykes, Reno Collier, Jenny McCarthy, Yaphet Kotto, Ivana Milicevic, Dan Waller, Rick Le Fevour, ...»

Director:

Charles Robert Carner

Country:

United States

Release:

2008

IMDb:

3.5

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Duration:

99 min

KEYWORDS:

#Charles Robert Carner #Jenny McCarthy #Larry the Cable Guy #Richard Bull #Witless Protection

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ACTORS OF "Witless Protection"

Larry the Cable Guy

17 February 1963, Pawnee City, Nebraska, USA

Richard Bull

26 June 1924, Zion, Illinois, USA

1 November 1972, Chicago, Illinois, USA

Yaphet Kotto

15 November 1939, New York City, New York, USA

Ivana Milicevic

26 April 1974, Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina

Dan Waller

Rick Le Fevour

9 August 1955, Illinois, USA

Joseph Luis Caballero

Sean Bridgers

3 March 1968, Chapel Hill, North Carolina, USA

Gerry Bednob

Claudia Michelle Wallace

Emir Yonzon

24 October 1977, Waukegan, Illinois, USA

Gary Tippett

Jesse Dabson

16 November 1961, Pecatonica, Illinois, USA

Peter Stormare

27 August 1953, Kumla, Örebro län, Sweden

Jessica Grace Orr

Kurt Naebig

Eric Roberts

18 April 1956, Biloxi, Mississippi, USA

Michael Carner

Joe Mantegna

13 November 1947, Chicago, Illinois, USA

7 January 1965, Peoria, Illinois, USA

Marsha Clark

Cyn Dulay

Kyle Hillman

July 5, 1974 in New Buffalo, Michigan, USA

Tara Ketterer

Tim Krueger

Angelina Lyubomirova

Barbara Elizabeth Maleski

24 July 1975, Chicago, Illinois, USA

DIRECTORS OF "Witless Protection"

Charles Robert Carner

30 April 1957, Chicago, Illinois, USA

CREATORS OF "Witless Protection"

Charles Robert Carner

30 April 1957, Chicago, Illinois, USA

HEROES OF "Witless Protection"

Deputy Larry Stalder

Played by: Larry the Cable Guy

Connie

Played by: Jenny McCarthy

Madeleine

Played by: Ivana Milicevic

TSA Supervisor

Played by: Emir Yonzon

Arthur Grimsley

Played by: Peter Stormare

Wilford Duvall

Played by: Eric Roberts

CRITICS OF "Witless Protection"

San Antonio Express-News

I've got an idea for Larry the Cable Guy's next dumb movie. Maybe the lowbrow bumbler with the big heart and even bigger beer gut could play, oh I don't know, a cable guy?

March 01, 2008

Boxoffice Magazine

It's the audience that deserves Protection from this Witless Larry the Cable Guy vehicle.

February 25, 2008

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Boston Phoenix

It's sad to watch Yaphet Kotto, as the shady fed, clothesline the stereotypical Muslim motel owner who's already been threatened by Larry with a trip to Gitmo.

April 23, 2009

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Variety

One can only hope that Witless Protection is targeted at a vanishing species of American Neanderthal. In the meantime, perhaps Larry and his accomplices at Lionsgate could take some sensitivity traning.

February 25, 2008

Sin Magazine

The movie doesn't even have the common decency to be under 90 minutes. What a bore.

July 22, 2008

Urban Cinefile

Witless, lowbrow fun is the signature of this so-so comedy with Larry the Cable Guy in fine fat form as a country bumpkin deputy sheriff with delusions of grander than smalltown cop

December 20, 2008

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Sacramento News & Review

From this kind of witlessness, the only protection is not to see it.

February 29, 2008

ReelTalk Movie Reviews

During the last part of this wacky comedy, it loses the amusing push-pull intimacy between its 'odd-couple' protagonists.

March 01, 2008

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Hollywood Reporter

Makes his previous effort, Delta Farce, seem a classic by comparison.

February 25, 2008

AV Club

Larry The Cable Guy is a cancerous boil on the ass of comedy, but it's still sort of shocking how little effort he puts into his movies.

February 25, 2008

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Boston Globe

The otherwise genial Witless Protection scrapes bottom whenever a black person or an Asian or an Arab is wheeled on for just-kiddin' laughs.

February 25, 2008

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New York Times

In Witless Protection, Larry the Cable Guy plays a small-town deputy, fantasizing about becoming an F.B.I. agent. Sitcom wackiness ensues.

February 25, 2008

GALLERY OF "Witless Protection"