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Vampires Suck

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Becca (Jenn Proske), an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and werewolf Jacob (Chris Riggi). As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
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Vampires Suck, and films like it, not only fail to parody elements of contemporary society, they barely spoof the genre they are trying to mock.
July 25, 2014
New York Daily News
All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.
June 03, 2013
Winnipeg Free Press
It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.
July 25, 2014
Observer (UK)
A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels. It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy.
July 25, 2014
Tulsa World
With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!
July 25, 2014
Film Threat
I know comedy is subjective, so grant me that Vampires Suck just did not make me laugh. It probably doesn't help that, as a spoof on the Twilight franchise, it's making fun of movies I also don't enjoy.
June 03, 2013
Time Out
Below bottom-of-the-barrel.
August 23, 2010
It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.
June 03, 2013
Time Out
A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.
October 13, 2010
Rolling Stone
This movie sucks more.
August 26, 2010