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When a cafeteria food virus turns elementary school children into killer zombies, a group of misfit teachers must band together to escape the playground carnage. Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, and Alison Pill as teachers who fight to survive the mayhem while hilariously bickering in an uncomfortable love triangle on the worst Monday of their lives.
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A midnight movie for those fine with dozing off about twenty minutes in, once the charm of its single sentence log-line has worn off.
September 18, 2015
Philadelphia Inquirer
What could have been an amusing and entertaining zombie flick is, instead, a slog.
September 17, 2015
It's got an inspired setup, but then wastes it on a half-baked plot, a tepid sense of humor and a preoccupation with one-upping itself with its admittedly solid gore effects.
September 30, 2015
New York Times
It's not really funny enough to achieve grown-up cachet, and it's too ugly and violent for younger viewers.
September 17, 2015
Entertainment Weekly
I honestly have no clue who this film is for. Whoever they are, they're likely to walk out of the theater wanting a refund.
September 18, 2015
Globe and Mail
While directors Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion want to have their laughs and horror, too, the film is something of a zombie itself: half-alive and bloody, but lacking any heart.
September 18, 2015
Los Angeles Times
With "Cooties," what starts as recess fades all too rapidly into movie detention.
September 17, 2015
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